He's The Hobbit (Smaller Than A Rabbit)

by TheRetroCritic

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Ode to Bilbo.


He's so small
His head his small
His hands are small
His arms are also small

He's not tall
He's far from tall
He's just small
That's the opposite of tall

He's the hobbit
Smaller than a rabbit
He doesn't fuck around

He's got friends
They all have hands
But they're small hands
Like his own small hands

They're dwarf people
They're small people
Funky people
And there's loads this time!


released September 28, 2016



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